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thegoldenqurls:

the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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(via hopeandforgiveness)

  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

-this is so important (via aureat)

(Source: aureat, via buddingromance)

Goodnight. #sleepingtodream
  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*
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ewprincess:

today helped me realize that we place so much stress and emphasis on trivial things in life when they have little to no meaning in the grand scheme of things, which we probably don’t recognize at the time
we get so caught up in the mundane activities of daily existing like: what will my teachers…

I’m too broke to go to college.

shingekinogf:

when your gf tries to break up with you

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(via thegreatgnat)

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

If I don’t get into college anywhere can I just do like they did in Accepted?

did-you-kno:

Sea turtles are one of the earth’s most ancient animals. The oldest turtle fossil dates back 215 million years- that’s 150 million years before dinosaurs became extinct. Slow and steady wins the survival race.  Source